Ew! Got 5 suspiciously fairy-tale red apples yesterday from the grocery store. 
Generally, I know better than to pick apples by their sheen but I got lots of things on my mind—the cardinal rule of apple-picking aint one of em, let me tell you. 

They turned out to be mealy, my least desired trait in a fruit.
Do mushy apples make for a beautiful apple crisp? Stay tuned…